Ivy-isms: The Real Slim Shady

We were driving home the other day and "The Real Slim Shady" came on the radio.

Me: OH MY GOSH! I cannot believe they are playing this song on the radio!
Ivy: Why? What is it?
Me: It's a silly song that came out when I was about to graduate high school. (Then I start singing the chorus)
Ivy: Who sings this?
Me: Eminem
Ivy: Like the candy?
Me: Definitely not like the candy?
Ivy: So you were a teenager?
Me: Yep. I was 17 years old?
Ivy: So....is this guy singing EVEN STILL ALIVE?
Me: What do you mean?
Ivy: Did he die? He's probably REALLY OLD!
Me: No, he's alive. How old do you think I am?
Ivy: 60
Me: Um no. You're wrong.
Ivy: Oh, sorry. I mean 31.
Me:  Thanks Ives. You really know how to make my day.