Ivy-isms:Just Listen
We went to the pumpkin patch and this conversation happened on the way home.
Ivy: Uhhhhhhh! Stop!!!!!
Me: Ivy what's wrong back there?
I: I keep putting this pumpkin on the seat and it keeps rolling when you turn!
M: Well, that's because it's small and round. Just sit it in your lap.
I: But I want it to sit on the seat but it won't stay still! IT JUST WON'T LISTEN!!!!
M: Well Ivy pumpkins don't have ears you know.
I: Well it should just listen and sit still.
M: So are you ready to carve the big pumpkin when we get home?
I: ..........
M: Ivy? Are you ready to carve your big pumpkin?
I: ..........
M: I wish my five year old had ears.
I: What?