Ivy-isms: My favorite day

I lay down next to Ivy every night until she falls asleep.  This is a special time for us where we share secrets and giggles that no one else knows about.  I thought she was already asleep the other night and when I went to move she spoke up...

Ivy:  Mommy?
Me:  Yes?
Ivy:  Do you remember that day I threw up in the car on the way to my field trip?
Me:  Oh yes.  That's wasn't much fun for either of us was it?
Ivy:  No. I was sad I missed my field trip but did you get fired from your work that day?
Me:  No baby, why would they fire me?
Ivy:  You said that if you don't go to work you get fired.
Me:  That's only if I lie so I don't have to go to work or if I don't do my job well. They would never fire me because you were sick.  I told them I would be late that day because I was helping your class with a field trip but when you got sick I called them and told them that I wouldn't be able to come in at all because you were sick.
Ivy:  Well, that was my favorite day because just you stayed with me all day and we snuggled a lot.
Me:  .......

Now...Can someone please remind me that my job and health insurance are worth it?