Ivy-isms: Yoko Ono

Last night after Ivy's bath she was singing rather loudly....and by loudly I mean my ears were ringing and she cracked a couple of windows on the house.

Ivy:  I NEEEEEEED YOUUUU!  AND YOU HAVE PINK HAIR!!!!!!!  AND I LIKE BUBBLES AT MY BATH!
Me:  (As I'm blow drying her hair) That's nice Ivy.  I like it when you make up songs.
Ivy:  I LIKE KITTY CATS AND HOOOOORRRRSSSEEEESSSS......
Me:  Maybe you can sing not so loud.....
Ivy:  AND I WISH IT WOULD SNOW, I REALLY REALLY LIKE SNOW!  LOTS AND LOTS OF SNOOOOOOOWWWWW!
Me:  Wow Ivy, you are really loud, please sing softly.
Ivy:  But it's my song about my heart growing 55 sizes!
Me:  What???
Ivy:  You know....like the Grinch, his heart grew three sizes and then he wasn't grumpy no more!
Me:  Oh, ok.  So your heart grew 55 sizes? And now you aren't grumpy?
Ivy:  I wasn't grumpy Mommy just the Grinch, it's just my song!
Me:  Ok. Go to your room so we can get your pajamas on.

Ivy runs off, I clean up the bathroom.

Ivy:  THE GRINCH WAS REALLY GRUMPY BECAUSE HE HAD A BABY HEART AND IT GREEEWWWWW BIGGER AND NOW HE NOT GRUUUUMMPPPYYY  NO MORE!
Me:  (from the bathroom)  Ivy seriously!  Not so loud!
Ivy:  HE STOLED THE PRESENTS BECAUSE HE WAS GRUMPY!
Me: Ivy PLEASE not so loud.
Ivy: But MOMMY it's my BEAUTIFUL SONG!
Me:  (Now I'm in her room) Ivy this is the last time I'm telling you to quiet down or you're going straight to bed!
Ivy:  You don't like it when I sing?
Me:  Ivy....I love it when you sing and when you make up songs.  But right now you sound like YOKO ONO and I just can't handle it.
Ivy:  Who's Yoko Ono?
Me:  Trust me Ivy...it's not a compliment.