Ivy-isms: A new rule

Ivy:  Mommy can I listen to Jork?
Me:  Ivy I forgot to charge the ipod last night so it won't work
Ivy:  Why?
Me:  I don't know I just forgot
Ivy:  Can we listen to the radio?
Me:  Sure but they don't play Bjork (turn on classic rock - Eric Clapton singing "I Shot the Sheriff")
Ivy:  Mommy this is not right!
Me:  What do you mean?
Ivy:  It's the wrong guy singing this song!  It's not right!
Me:  It's Eric Clapton Ivy and he sings this song too, you remember the Bob Marley version, huh?
Ivy:  Yes, this is not right.  I don't like this guy.
Me:  Ivy....I don't give you many rules but just so you know it is a rule that you have to like Eric Clapton because he's the man...please don't ever say that again.
Ivy:  Ok.  Can I listen to Jork?
Me: (Lays head on steering wheel)